What. A. Week. We made the movie “The Hangover” look like a PG-rated family movie. I don’t think I can go into all the details, because some of them are pretty foggy. But here’s the play-by-play breakdown:

June 20th

Arrive in Las Vegas. Limousine pick-up from airport. Taken to the Skyloft Apartments of MGM Grand. Get escorted to our two-story penthouse. Get massage and have quick afternoon nap. Go and see Hardwell @ Hakkasan first night. Have one of the most epic experiences partying in a club ever.

June 21st

Woke up after the night at Hakkasan not knowing where I was, because I wasn’t in my hotel room. Ears are ringing so badly I can’t hear people talking to me from five metres away. Go back to my room and meet up with friends. We shower, get changed, and go see Armin van Buuren and Jochen Miller @ Marquee for a daytime pool party. Spend the entire event partying with the guy who owns Marquee in his private cabana with jacuzzi right on the dance floor. Go home. Get changed. Keep drinking (in the shower too). Get in car. Transfer to Electric Daisy Carnival. Party in the VIP section with the guy who owns Marquee again. It ticks over to my birthday at midnight. Lots of hugs. Get home at 8.30am.

June 22nd

My birthday. Wake up feeling absolutely demolished. Have birthday dinner delivered to the room. Start drinking. Back to Electric Daisy Carnival. Back to VIP area with owner of Marquee. Party all night. Get home at 8.30am again.

June 23rd

And again, it’s not my home. Wake up and literally can’t comprehend moving. Come back to the room. Shower and get changed. Go to see Above & Beyond @ Encore Beach Club. Epic private cabana overlooking the entire crowd. Order food to our cabana. Keep drinking. Go home. Get changed. Transfer to helicopter pad. Take helicopter to Electric Daisy Carnival. Back to VIP area with owner of Marquee. Party all night. Helicopter back to Las Vegas at 6am while the sun rises. Drinking champagne out of the bottle in the helicopter. Limousine transfer from helicopter pad to the afterparty to see Sasha and John Digweed @ Lavo. Party until 9am. Go home.

June 24th

It’s 5pm when we wake up. Can barely function. Get food. Start drinking. Prepare for night out. Go to see Chuckie @ Marquee. Hands-down the best night in Vegas. Chuckie plays a four hour set because it’s his birthday. We have our own table. Behind the table of the owner of Marquee. The party continues. Afterparty at Spearmint Rhino. Meet DJ Chuckie. Get home at 9am again.

June 25th

Can’t speak. Can’t move. Can’t anything. But happier than I can remember being in a very long time.

Is there an aftermovie detailing all of this? You bet your ass there is: