One thing I discovered about Scotland: you can get anything you want deep-fried. But when they told me about deep fried Mars Bars, I did a double take. We genuinely got warned about the potential side affects you might experience after eating one, and were recommended to just share one. But fuck that! We decided to jump into the deep end and deal with the consequences later.

Half way through chewing my first bite, I could feel my arteries start to clog. By the time I was half way through the deep-fried Mars bar, the overwhelming sugar rush hit us both. Hard. It was pretty intense actually. Your body really isn’t made to ingest that much sugar and fat in such a small period of time.

Oh well. For the story, I guess…